According to the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (FMZA), "In ancient times zombies and vampires were frequently pitted against each other for the enjoyment of bloodthirsty spectators." So which is more formidable?
Here are some photos from a recent zombie attack.
Before the fight you might want to review the five pillars of zombie fighting:
- Never underestimate the zombie
- Never engage a zombie if you can avoid it
- Focus on the task; keep fear out of your head
- Do not allow the zombie to get a grip on you
- Seek medical attention after any encounter
Are you ready to fight?
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Huh. I just never knew... you know, about your fascination with zombies and vampires.
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