We used to be close, but somehow over the last year or so we have just grown apart.
And then there's these emails you keep sending me:
"Dave, Friendster misses you"
"Dave, Friendster really misses you"
"Dave, check out the all new Friendster"
Well, I have. I have checked out the all new Friendster. And, well, maybe we can be friends some day, but for now it feels a little like you're stalking me.
So I'm breaking up with you.
We had some good times but it's over. Someday if I'm ready to be friends again I will let you know. In the meantime please don't call or write.
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